gimme that christian side hug

definitely don't miss the second verse. also, some really good advice on how to avoid front hugs.

(hat tip boinboing)

next up on my netflix queue (cont.)

i know it would be difficult, if not impossible, to assemble a cast anywhere near as good, but isn't it time for a remake?

was this somehow unsuccessful the first time around? (spoiler)

Informative story

important

awkward video

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

next up on my netflix queue (cont.)

(not safe for viewing at work)

Merry Early Christmas boys

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

next up on my netflix queue

from what i hear, hilarity ensues - and it's not even a comedy!

Fresh story

So I was grabbing a bite to eat with my boyfriend at this hip eatery in Los Feliz called, "Home". Their waffle fries are all the rage, but that is not the point of this story. When we finished our meal, I got out of my seat and turned around only to run right into a MASSIVE black labradoodle. "Oh, hello there," I said, while trying to make eye contact with its owner, as if to say, "these silly big dogs, eh?" Well, the owner (not Canadian btw) was none other than James Avery aka Uncle Phil from Bel Air! After a couple times back and forth on the sidewalk, 'twas confirmed. Uncle Phil is alive and well, and seems to have slimmed down a bit. This must be attributed to his healthier Los Feliz lifestyle, a grand departure from the stuffy and extravagant Bel Air life he was accustomed to for so many years. Glad you're doing well Uncle Phil and congrats to your nephew for becoming a superstar! I'm sorry he wouldn't pay your mortgage when you lost your judge job, and had to foreclose on that awesome palatial home we knew and loved for so many years. Anyways, welcome to the neighborhood!

Hamburger The Motion Picture

good date movie?

Funny pictures from which to invent funny stories

my fav is the prom pic

tip of the hat to funny-potato.com

lsd success

sweet animation of the true story of dock ellis throwing a no-hitter for the pittsburgh pirates while high on lsd:

(hat tip to boingboing)

Fire Fail

Ponytail FAIL

Tip of the hat to Eric Bautista

interview walk out fail

practice, practice, practice. her publicist might want to set up a run through if they plan on trying the offended storm off move again

Britney tweets about the NWO?

Looks like someone had fun hacking into Britney's Twitter space...

Have a baby with 50 Cent - Become a millionaire

50 Cent - New Music - More Music Videos

Who knew striking it rich could be so easy!

Oh, mormons

killing the fun once again

but yet they don't approve of man on man or woman on woman action.

how are people supposed to have fun on camping trips!

HOW???

Chairman Miaw say It's that time again...

the dangers of facebook (cont.)

HAHAHAHAHA

stormtroopers' day off

don't think girls are gross

too much for a Saturday morning...:

Dating Advice from a kid

Claire (MySpace Australia) | MySpace Video

Jump The Shark

the dangers of facebook (cont.)

another issue facing modern-day social media addicts is that photos of them in their halloween costumes are posted on the net for anyone to see, download, repost, photoshop, etc.

(source: facebook)

Au Revoir Pee Wee

I've never been to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, named after Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane of Duke's of Hazard fame. If you go there you'll want to order one of the chicken and waffle combo plates. I like to think about what sides I want before the waitress comes, that way I'm prepared. You can't go wrong with mac and cheese and collard greens. You might want to order grits at the last minute but don't. When your food comes, ask for some hot sauce to put on the chicken and mac and cheese. Good Vitelin!

Not so Funny Story

Recently, it came to light that certain co workers have been highly insensitive regarding the online content they deemed fit to share in the workplace.

Please take a moment to review this highly informative memo.

Tip of the hat to CareerBuilder.com

learn how to yo-yo

since this blog has become so informative of late:

judging by his sweet head gear, i'm guessing julius is a big fan of mystery

NEED A VACATION?

THE LAPPLAND IS A GREAT PLACE TO VISIT IN THE SUMMER, WHEN IT'S WARM, OR IN THE WINTER WHEN IT'S COLD. LEARN ABOUT THE SAMI PEOPLE, ONE OF EUROPE'S INDIGENOUS GROUPS.

THE LAPPLAND COVERS A FEW COUNTRIES. NORWAY, SWEDEN, AND FINLAND ARE THE COUNTRIES. SINCE IT'S SO FAR NORTH THE LAPPLAND IS REALLY SUNNY IN THE SUMMER AND REALLY DARK IN THE WINTER!

HAND BALL

the facebook kool-aid

a few helpful links for those afflicted:

origins/jonestown massacre
admission/acceptance
therapy

another reason weather in LA is the best

local news has done it again, but just like the dancing weatherman, i'll let the (moving) picture do the talking:

might want to take a look at a few of his other videos, turns out his hero is brit hume!

Facebook

There are a lot of social networks out there. Myspace, Friendster, Facebook, to name a few. But Facebook is THE social network that you want to be a part of. It's the easy place where you can keep in touch with friends and relatives by posting funny youtube videos, status updates, and articles. You can also put your photos on there. One cool feature allows you to tag your friends in the photos who are also on Facebook so that they can share the photos with their buddies.

I initially got on Facebook to play online Scrabble, but then found other games like WordFinder. But soon after I joined, I began reconnecting with old friends and connected with new ones as well.

One socially awkward situation arises when someone from your past wants to reconnect with you but you're not interested. In this situation I add them as a friend but then hide their updates...problem solved! This works well for those friends who post way too much.

facebook.com

Add me! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1370692588&ref=profile

if you can dream it, you can go bankrupt

so it sounds like nic cage is quite the shopper, if you believe all the celebrity gossip (or peddle it on your blog):

"If you can dream it, Nic Cage bought it: yachts, a jet, a castle, over 50 cars, over a million dollars' worth of comic books, multiple (supposedly haunted) mansions in New Orleans, two Bahamanian islands, shrunken heads that may or may not have been human, and, famously, a $500k Lamborghini once owned by the Shah of Iran. Most amusingly, Cage spent $276,000 on a dinosaur skull in a "heated auction with Leonardo DiCaprio." And though the article has details about Cage's many pets -- claiming that he kept antidote serum on his wall for the poison of his two King Cobras -- it neglects to mention at least one: Cage's pet octopus." (source: yahoo news)

hipstercopter

a lot of people writing in wanting to know what exactly a hipstercopter is. here are a few of google's best guesses:



ps. why doesn't google images have an "i'm feeling lucky" button? personally, i'm almost always feeling lucky.

i dunno if this counts

as a funny video and/or story, but it is an amazing leap for mankind, albeit a small step for the internet. sure beats the hipstercopter:
http://www.galacticsuite.com/

Mother's Day in November

t-fail

anyone else having issues w/t-mobile?

twitter is all over this story, as usual. goddamn twitter, how's an ordinary blogger supposed to compete?

forklift fail

(hat tip boinboing)

who needs yellowstone...

we now have pretty much everything you could possibly need/want in los angeles, including geysers:

FAIL Juevos rancheros

Note to self: Real Egg & Egg beaters have disparate cook times. Egg beaters are not real eggs.